YOLO from Anastasia

Hey guys! It is Anastasia again and for this post I am going to be talking to you guys about something everyone has been talking about over the past little while.        Honestly i find this quite annoying but as they say Y.OL.O If you don't know what Y.O.L.O means, it means YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!

chessy a little I know but you know us teenagers these days we have to use all these cool sayings (:  here are some examples of when people use Y.O.L.O and you WILL see how it is annoying once my post is over ENJOYYY

1) Stealing the krabby patty secret formula... #Y.O.L.O

2) I JUST TOOK A BITE OF MY SANDWICH #Y.O.L.O

3)OPENING THE MICROWAVE AT 0:01 TO AVOID THE BEEPING NOISE  #Y.O.L.O

4) USING BOILING HOT WATER IN BALLOON FIGHTS #Y.O.L.O

5) Dressing up as Ronald McDonald and walking into Burger King #Y.O.L.O

6) RUNNING WITH SCISSORS #Y.O.L.O

No guest, blogger? Fine. I will pay myself

Here is a wacky video about a guy who turned his dead cat Orville (the poor kitty was run over by a car) into a HELICOPTER.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html

Busy Weekend

Hi, so sorry for the lack of interesting posts, but it’s just been a really busy week for me. Yesterday there were try outs for a team BC volleyball camp, and today was our “official” move. We got all our big strong friends to help us move all our furniture. 


By Lucas

Moving and Weaving

Hey, so today my family and I moved into our rental house! Not the most eventful night, but definitely an experience that needed to be explored. So I was just wondering about what you all thought about our weaving exercise. I know I saw some people having slight difficulties, but I also know I wouldn’t want to be doing that all day. So I attempted to search for a weaving tutorial or something, but all I got was how to make a cap… try your best to enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB3ywpBbJT0

Interesting video from Lucas

Jokes. From Lucas

As for my last post, nothing too exciting has happened, so I thought about asking for some movie advice. I’m running out of movies to watch, and I was just wondering if you guys had any good movie ideas? Also, what movie are you looking forward to the most? The Dark Knight Rises? Breaking Dawn? Catching Fire? Leave a comment to let me know.

Now, on yet another unrelated topic, I have made up a another list of some lame and corny jokes. I got this idea from Wilson, who was spamming me really bad jokes, here it is:

What happens when you cross a singer and a rocking chair? -- you rock to the beat.

How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.

what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental

Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog

What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you.

what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore

What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow

What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee's hair? -- a honey comb

How do you get a peanut to laugh? -- you crack it up

Who greets you at a haunted house? -- a host ghost

Why did the farmer bury all his money? -- to make his soil rich

Where can you find an ocean without water? -- on a map

What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts? -- a hobby horse

Why do shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles

What do you call an avid gardener? -- herb

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- a poul-tree

What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion? -- a grape nobody picks on

What did the tree say to the mountain? -- stop peaking at me!

What are sailors' favorite fruits? -- naval oranges

Where does a penguin keep his money? -- in a snow bank

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop? -- he wanted to get the scoop

Why was it hard for the geometry teacher to walk? -- she broke her angle

What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? -- a chipmonk

What kind of trees sew? -- pine trees, they always have needles around

What did the plate say to the other plate? -- lunch is on me.

I hope you got a laugh out of at least one of these 

-Luke

Riddles from Lucas- answers tomorrow

Hey! So today Vincent came over and invented a new game! It doesn’t really have a title, but it was fun. We used a blow up beach volleyball and one of the two people would use a bat to hit it across the pool. The other person would try to catch it with a pool cleaner (a net to pick up leaves, bugs, etc.) there wasn’t really a point to it, but we decided to end it after we hit the ball over the hedge.

Now, on another topic,  I have comprised a list of the best and trickiest riddles i have heard. Comment to see if you can answer them

1- A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

2-It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.

What is it?

3- What kind of cheese is made backwards?

4- What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _

5- A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

What is it?

6- Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb!

What is it?

7- You feed it, it lives, you give it something to drink, it dies.

What is it?

8- A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?

9- I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

10- A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Bonus RiddleHe starts and ends 2 common English words. One painful in love, One painful in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words I must be?