Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Jokes. From Lucas
As for my last post, nothing too exciting has happened, so I thought about asking for some movie advice. I’m running out of movies to watch, and I was just wondering if you guys had any good movie ideas? Also, what movie are you looking forward to the most? The Dark Knight Rises? Breaking Dawn? Catching Fire? Leave a comment to let me know.
Now, on yet another unrelated topic, I have made up a another list of some lame and corny jokes. I got this idea from Wilson, who was spamming me really bad jokes, here it is:
What happens when you cross a singer and a rocking chair? -- you rock to the beat.
How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.
what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental
Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog
What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you.
what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore
What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow
What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee's hair? -- a honey comb
How do you get a peanut to laugh? -- you crack it up
Who greets you at a haunted house? -- a host ghost
Why did the farmer bury all his money? -- to make his soil rich
Where can you find an ocean without water? -- on a map
What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts? -- a hobby horse
Why do shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles
What do you call an avid gardener? -- herb
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- a poul-tree
What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion? -- a grape nobody picks on
What did the tree say to the mountain? -- stop peaking at me!
What are sailors' favorite fruits? -- naval oranges
Where does a penguin keep his money? -- in a snow bank
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop? -- he wanted to get the scoop
Why was it hard for the geometry teacher to walk? -- she broke her angle
What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? -- a chipmonk
What kind of trees sew? -- pine trees, they always have needles around
What did the plate say to the other plate? -- lunch is on me.
How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.
what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental
Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog
What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you.
what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore
What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow
What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee's hair? -- a honey comb
How do you get a peanut to laugh? -- you crack it up
Who greets you at a haunted house? -- a host ghost
Why did the farmer bury all his money? -- to make his soil rich
Where can you find an ocean without water? -- on a map
What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts? -- a hobby horse
Why do shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles
What do you call an avid gardener? -- herb
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- a poul-tree
What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion? -- a grape nobody picks on
What did the tree say to the mountain? -- stop peaking at me!
What are sailors' favorite fruits? -- naval oranges
Where does a penguin keep his money? -- in a snow bank
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop? -- he wanted to get the scoop
Why was it hard for the geometry teacher to walk? -- she broke her angle
What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? -- a chipmonk
What kind of trees sew? -- pine trees, they always have needles around
What did the plate say to the other plate? -- lunch is on me.
I hope you got a laugh out of at least one of these
-Luke
Riddles from Lucas- answers tomorrow
Hey! So today Vincent came over and invented a new game! It doesn’t really have a title, but it was fun. We used a blow up beach volleyball and one of the two people would use a bat to hit it across the pool. The other person would try to catch it with a pool cleaner (a net to pick up leaves, bugs, etc.) there wasn’t really a point to it, but we decided to end it after we hit the ball over the hedge.
Now, on another topic, I have comprised a list of the best and trickiest riddles i have heard. Comment to see if you can answer them
1- A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
2-It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.
What is it?
3- What kind of cheese is made backwards?
4- What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _
5- A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What is it?
6- Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb!
What is it?
7- You feed it, it lives, you give it something to drink, it dies.
What is it?
8- A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
9- I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?
10- A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Bonus RiddleHe starts and ends 2 common English words. One painful in love, One painful in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words I must be?
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
2-It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.
What is it?
3- What kind of cheese is made backwards?
4- What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _
5- A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What is it?
6- Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb!
What is it?
7- You feed it, it lives, you give it something to drink, it dies.
What is it?
8- A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
9- I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?
10- A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Bonus RiddleHe starts and ends 2 common English words. One painful in love, One painful in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words I must be?
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
The Avengers (a sort of "review")
Hey guys! On Sunday, I went to go see the Avengers with Liam, Tate, and Wilson. It was quite the experience to say the least. We re-bought tickets, waited in several line ups, switched theaters, and had the misfortune of sitting beside a man who laughed at everything. Literally, he would laugh whenever someone got injured, and he even laughed once when one of the characters was about die. Wilson was also more focused on eating MY popcorn then he was on the actual movie. The movie was pretty good nonetheless. It did have humorous scenes (although you would’ve thought it was a comedy if you heard the guy next to us), but was also an action packed thriller that featured some of Marvels elite. However, i do think that they needed someone to represent the X-Men, possibly...Emma Frost, since they don’t have any telepaths. Despite my hopes for the sequel, I’m sure that this movie will be worth your money (unless you bought 4 tickets like i did.)
The main characters featured in the Avengers
from left to right:
The
Hulk, Hawkeye, Ironman, Nick Fury, Black Widow, Captain America, Thor.
The much needed: Emma Frost
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Last Post from Anastasia
Hi, it is Anastasia again, and for my last post I decided I would talk about something really interesting that I did on the weekend with my family! We went to the Macmillan Space Center Planetarium, which is down in Vancouver! While we were there we got to go to the observatory where we we waited a 2 hour line to see Saturn close up with its ring and everything it was amazing! What I learned yesterday was that the telescope we were using was 650 times the human eyes power!!! It was an awesome experience! Here is a picture of what the telescope looked like.
~ Anastasia
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Funny Videos from Anastasia
Hi, It's Anastasia again and down below are some links to "JulianSmith" their videos are quite funny!!!! They have a lot more than what I posted down below so go check out there channel for more of there videos!! http://www.youtube.com/user/juliansmith87?feature=watch and go check out the ones down below! (:
~Anastasia
"Trees Hate you"
"Waffles"
"Hot cool aid"
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
May the 4th be with you
Hello boys and girls! It is Anastasia again!
As you all know it is almost May 4th, and you know what that means?!?!
"May the "fourth" be with you! I'm not a Star Wars fan, BUT i thought it would be interesting to tell you guys about it!
May 4th is considered an official Holiday, by Star Wars fans to celebrate Star Wars culture and honor the films.
The reason they call May 4th "Star Wars" day also known as Luke Skywalker day, is because of the pun spoken on this day. But the thing is Stars Wars fans were not the first to introduce the line "May The Fourth Be With You", because when Margaret Thatcher was elected Britain's first female Prime minister on May 4, 1979, her party placed an advertisement in the "The London Evening News" that had said "May the fourth be with you, Maggie..
In 2011, the first organized celebration of Star Wars Day took place in Toronto, Ontario, Canada at the Toronto Underground Cinema. Festivities included an Original Trilogy Trivia Game Show, a costume contest with celebrity judges, and the web's best tribute films, mash-ups, parodies, and remixes on the big screen. The second annual edition is scheduled to take place on Friday, May 4, 2012!!!
~ Anastasia
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